Newest Sex Toy is a bouncy stool with a hole.

Positions.

Christy Canyon: "Sex without gravity anyone? This thing is awesome!"

Video at Kat Path.

Think of it as a portable $200 sex swing.

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Why do they put their best sex tips

Below a section on double vagina/double anal pentration? Is that different than just double penetration?

The best sex tips are more time, more communication, and catching her at the right time of the month. A nice meal with chocolate doesn't hurt along with a romantic bedroom. After getting married I was surprised how large a role hormones played in female romantic and sexual moods.

“My boyfriend puts me in orbit when he gives me oral sex. It’s not his technique per se, or some quirky aspect of his tongue that has me mesmerized — it’s the way he seems to savor every minute of it.”

Why it works: One of a woman’s greatest fears is that she smells or tastes bad below the belt. Allay that fear, and everything else you do will be golden. “When we know he’s totally into it, that alone takes us to another level of pleasure,” says Paget.

How to do it: Catch her eye in the midst of the action, moan, or simply tell her how much you’re loving what you’re doing.

Want some good sex advice? Want to be the best lover your partner has ever had? Start by communicating with your partner. Find out what he or she likes — and if they’re not sure, experiment and explore, being sure to keep the lines of communication open, finding out what works and what doesn’t. That’s worth more than all the scrunchie tricks and humming tips you’ll find in any magazine — and, even, better, it’s guaranteed to work with every partner you’ll ever have.

Some great Sex Advice, includes Linux Sex Positions and Rabbit vibrators.

Getting down with horny ball players

Ball player confesses masturbation while hungover is all he does on the road to Bubba the Love Sponge.

Then he gets down and arty (video) with a cute naked blonde and some paint brushes.

Links from the People's Republic of Seabrook in exile.

Geisha vaginal balls

I came across something I had forgotten I had and where I picked them up. A small decorative box with two cloisonne balls over one inch in diameter which are decorative and softly musical when picked up. Did this come from a garage sale?

I recognized what they were immediately - geisha or ben wa balls. They are gently inserted into the vagina and the woman should rock or practice squeezing them. They are excellent for developing love muscles, kegel exercises, and can give heightened arousal or orgasms for hours at a time. The lazy geisha (pdf) of course writes about hers.

Kegel exercises were originally developed as a way to increase bladder control for women without surgery and have a controversial history. Doctors prefer surgery and were reluctant to talk about improvements to sex.

Another site says I have Chinese meditation balls, you roll them around and actually try to avoid the musical chimes. The ones I have look a little like this but a bit nicer. Really looks like that is it, my female expert(?) says she has only seen that size as hand exerciser and meditation devices - although the hand exercise can serve a useful purpose in sex.

Banned Condom commercial

Another condom commercial. Another. And another. Be sure condom commercial.

From Amy - best short joke of 2007

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!

Prelude to an Attack on Iran - TIME

What do we do if just the opposite happens — a strike on Iran unifies Iranians behind the regime? An Administration official told me it's not even a consideration. "IRGC [Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps] IED's are a casus belli for this administration. There will be an attack on Iran."

Tags: Iran, attack, war

Part of Big Ketchup.

Sexy massages. Touch is good.

Peep Show Stories at Dr. Menlo's has some vignettes about masturbation. They also have The Sensual Liberation Army blog. See Some Nudes/Save The World! In Defense of Porn. P.S. Fuck you, Congress. Fuck you, Senate. Fuck you, Dick Cheney. And have the team of horses fuck the 41 Democrats..


Szandora is a hell kitten bent on world domination. I liked the T she is wearing.

Are you looking at me punk? Well, are you?

How to get laid.

Sexy motorbike girl in Blue Rain set at MetModels.