Things Not To Say During Sex

Here is a guide of the good and the bad.

Puppetry of the Vagina

Ode to premature ejaculation

Jizz in my pants.

I have a story about this.... but not now.

The future of porn?

Not Safe For Work.

As Americans and Europeans grow older and more obese will more porn be like this?

Will it be more women fantasizing they want young studs to serve them but wind up serving them?

Is that better than current porn which frequently features dumb California blondes with new big fake tits who can be massaged and fornicate for almost an hour and never come?

This is another future for porn, Bible Black violent porn anime.

I'll Never Forget Old What's Her Name

Melinda Henneberger in Slate has a modern day tragic love and sex story of two elderly with diminished memory in a nursing home. The man's son, who certainly seems to have a stick stuck up his butt, is embarrassed and separates the lovers. The new Romeo and Juliet of the 21st century.

I like women

I like them when they are having fun. Feeling good. Enjoying themselves. I think most men are like me.

Then why is there so much bad porn out there when you can capture a beautiful woman looking even more beautiful having fun and feeling good? NSFW.

Dickhead - Kate Nash

The Almost Gay Porn Stars Drinking And Darts Society

In which British actors react to finding out that people are posting gay porn stories about characters they play.

See slash fiction.

Some video reaction to finding out you or your character is a porn star: