Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The All-Time Six Best Sex Positions


The Six Best Sexual Positions

Also includes sexual position recipes for that special occasion:

SIZZLING SEX SAMPLER

Stuck in a one-note nooky rut?
Here, mix-and-match lovemaking menus to satisfy your every carnal craving.

Stoke Your Love Fire: Renew your wows with these heart-to-heart dishes.

Appetizer: You Under Him (Chicken Soup of the Sack). Get head-to-toe in touch with each other.

Main Course: Side by Side (Now and Zen). Enjoy intense eye contact and blissful body rubbing.

Dessert: Cosmo Butterfly. Just when you thought you couldn't fall any more deeply...you do.

Make It a Kinky Lite Night: Feed your hunger for over-the-edge ecstasy.

Appetizer: You on Top (Control Your O). Start things off right with a twist-and-shout bout.

Main Course: Doggy Style (G-Spot Jiggy). Let your bad girl come through and feel so-o-o good.

Dessert: You Sitting, Him Standing (Johnny Come Quickly). Blow him away with a built-for-him bang.

Quench a Doing-It Drought: Release your pent-up passion by taking fast action.

Appetizer: You Sitting, Him Standing (Johnny Come Quickly). Bring him over the brink in a blink.

Main Course: You on Top (Control Your O). Unleash your frustrated lust.

Dessert: CAT Position (The Soft Rock). Have a sweet, slow, simultaneous second coming.

(Appears to be lifted from Cosmo.)

BTW - one of the best: Hint - it is one of these. One of these.



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