Brainier ladies have worse sex

BRAINY babes find it harder to have an orgasm – because they are too busy thinking, a study claims.

The German survey found that the more educated a woman was, the less likely it was that she would be satisfied by sex.

In the study 62 per cent of women who had completed their education said they often had problems achieving orgasm.

Only 38 per cent of women with a lower educational qualification said they had such problems.

The study conducted by a German lifestyle website surveyed over 2,000 women between the ages of 18 and 49. - UK Sun

OK, I want a real survey. I think brains are sexy, but do admit that some woman may not use them properly when in bed.

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No Shit Sherlock

Aquarium Nudes

OK, you might think that looking at naked woman swimming around underwater, more like underwater dancing, to light jazz porn music would be sexy. Not especially, even with the oddly colored bright face decorations. It suppose it could be used as a DVD background scene decoration in a very liberal home or office.

You can stream trailers - oops not working, and find and look at some pictures. Did I mention this is a German film? It does look like they had some fun making it.

Here is another location for the making of video.

I saw this for sale at Fry's and Amazon.

Another Joke from Amy

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: 'To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.'

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: 'My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students, who is also on the tennis team. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

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So next time grab a stop watch

A recent survey of sex therapists concluded that sex lasting 3 to 13 minutes is the optimal amount of time.

Really? For whom? Single women hoping to get home to their cats? To quote In the Pink Texas.

The survey did report, however, that sexual intercourse only lasting 1 to 2 minutes is “too short.” No shit, Sherlock.

On the other hand, after a very bad experience I have decided that a relationship needs occasional quickies. This would be a very, very long post I don't want to go into right now. It involves a resolution I made and kept for over two years which I really, really don't want to go into now.

The optimal time does not count foreplay, thank God, and the wacky researcher decided that only insertion counted.

I have a great urge to go down on someone and ask her at the end do you think this doesn't count?

The story mentioned that a 2005 study found median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. I knew that. A popular book in the seventies had the title The Seven Minutes referring to an earlier study. I didn't know that Russ Meyer made it into a film. I just saw his Beyond the Valley of the Dolls which had lots of sex, some kinky. There are no stop watches in that movie but it does have some memorable phrases like "Yes I vow, 'ere this night does wane, you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

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'I am going to make it so dry for you'