RIP for a porn star

IdiotProgrammer has a long post on Hailey Paige (Maryam Irene Haley) and her death and the ugly exploited life she and most porn stars lead. She was known for her natural breasts which some porn fans criticized.

Newest Sex Toy is a bouncy stool with a hole.

Positions.

Christy Canyon: "Sex without gravity anyone? This thing is awesome!"

Video at Kat Path.

Think of it as a portable $200 sex swing.

Featured on BuzzFeed with more links.

Why do they put their best sex tips

Below a section on double vagina/double anal pentration? Is that different than just double penetration?

The best sex tips are more time, more communication, and catching her at the right time of the month. A nice meal with chocolate doesn't hurt along with a romantic bedroom. After getting married I was surprised how large a role hormones played in female romantic and sexual moods.

“My boyfriend puts me in orbit when he gives me oral sex. It’s not his technique per se, or some quirky aspect of his tongue that has me mesmerized — it’s the way he seems to savor every minute of it.”

Why it works: One of a woman’s greatest fears is that she smells or tastes bad below the belt. Allay that fear, and everything else you do will be golden. “When we know he’s totally into it, that alone takes us to another level of pleasure,” says Paget.

How to do it: Catch her eye in the midst of the action, moan, or simply tell her how much you’re loving what you’re doing.

Want some good sex advice? Want to be the best lover your partner has ever had? Start by communicating with your partner. Find out what he or she likes — and if they’re not sure, experiment and explore, being sure to keep the lines of communication open, finding out what works and what doesn’t. That’s worth more than all the scrunchie tricks and humming tips you’ll find in any magazine — and, even, better, it’s guaranteed to work with every partner you’ll ever have.

Some great Sex Advice, includes Linux Sex Positions and Rabbit vibrators.

Getting down with horny ball players

Ball player confesses masturbation while hungover is all he does on the road to Bubba the Love Sponge.

Then he gets down and arty (video) with a cute naked blonde and some paint brushes.

Links from the People's Republic of Seabrook in exile.

Geisha vaginal balls

I came across something I had forgotten I had and where I picked them up. A small decorative box with two cloisonne balls over one inch in diameter which are decorative and softly musical when picked up. Did this come from a garage sale?

I recognized what they were immediately - geisha or ben wa balls. They are gently inserted into the vagina and the woman should rock or practice squeezing them. They are excellent for developing love muscles, kegel exercises, and can give heightened arousal or orgasms for hours at a time. The lazy geisha (pdf) of course writes about hers.

Kegel exercises were originally developed as a way to increase bladder control for women without surgery and have a controversial history. Doctors prefer surgery and were reluctant to talk about improvements to sex.

Another site says I have Chinese meditation balls, you roll them around and actually try to avoid the musical chimes. The ones I have look a little like this but a bit nicer. Really looks like that is it, my female expert(?) says she has only seen that size as hand exerciser and meditation devices - although the hand exercise can serve a useful purpose in sex.

Banned Condom commercial

Another condom commercial. Another. And another. Be sure condom commercial.

From Amy - best short joke of 2007

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!

Prelude to an Attack on Iran - TIME

What do we do if just the opposite happens — a strike on Iran unifies Iranians behind the regime? An Administration official told me it's not even a consideration. "IRGC [Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps] IED's are a casus belli for this administration. There will be an attack on Iran."

Tags: Iran, attack, war

Part of Big Ketchup.

Sexy massages. Touch is good.

Peep Show Stories at Dr. Menlo's has some vignettes about masturbation. They also have The Sensual Liberation Army blog. See Some Nudes/Save The World! In Defense of Porn. P.S. Fuck you, Congress. Fuck you, Senate. Fuck you, Dick Cheney. And have the team of horses fuck the 41 Democrats..


Szandora is a hell kitten bent on world domination. I liked the T she is wearing.

Are you looking at me punk? Well, are you?

How to get laid.

Sexy motorbike girl in Blue Rain set at MetModels.

Two Girls

Lesbian Mythbusters - 05/29/07

Porn Sales Declining, Blame the Internet

After years of essentially steady increases, sales and rentals of pornographic videos were $3.62 billion in 2006, down from $4.28 billion in 2005, according to estimates by AVN, an industry trade publication. If the situation does not change, the overall $13 billion sex-related entertainment market may shrink this year, said Paul Fishbein, president of AVN Media Network, the magazine’s publisher. The industry’s online revenue is substantial but is not growing quickly enough to make up for the drop in video income.

Quick and easy amateur porn is driving out professionals and even established amateur productions. In many ways this is a replay of the videotape revolution, just as porn movies were turning more professional a flood of cheap and quick tapes cut profits of expensive productions.

Rovian Tactics Being Used to Promote Voter ID Bill

This was just too convenient - A KPRC news crew happened to be at the GOP Harris County clerk's office and spotted a stack of fraudulent voter applications. These were sent from El Paso and were all trying to register people with similar names to a non-existent Houston address. This is at a time of heavy debate on voter ID bills in Austin. These were immediately caught under existing procedures but the FAKE applications showing BLACK for race and DEMOCRAT for party get flashed on the TV screen. Voter registration forms for Texas don't even have a race and party space.

Karl Rove when he was running campaigns in Texas once faked a wiretap he said was planted in his office to gin up a race. Who ginned up the fake voter applications?

The Voter ID provisions being debated in Austin disenfranchise minorities and the elderly and are illegal under federal law as requiring monetary expenditures to obtain ID to be able to vote, a back door poll tax.

The first time a person votes using a mail registration they are already required to provide photo ID in Texas. I know, I am working next Saturday as a poll judge.

In other local political news we finally have a good candidate running against local state senator Mike Jackson in 2008.

Tags: politics, Texas, dirty tricks, Voter ID, poll tax

GOP Interns in DC

A Very Special Last Week's Shots Update - Wonkette

The scientifically exact opposite of Hollywood’s beloved “meet cute” scenario.

Late Night Shots is a DC social scene site for young intern bar hoppers.

Breakage
Posted By: Plan B on 11-29-2006 10:00 am

Last night, after a few too many glasses of wine at Milano, I dropped my date off at her apartment. She asked me up for a drink. I was not into it, but Tuesday night takedowns only happen ever so often so I proceeded. She made me wear a condom because she was not on the pill for some reason. Deed done, I went into the bathroom to dispose of said condom and discovered it had long since broken. In a panic, I went back into her room, chatted for a few minutes and then departed gracefully. She also mentioned she was glad we slept together because she was getting her period in a few days. I failed to mention whatsoever that I may have impregnated her. Do I have to say something or just leave it be and hope she won’t get pregnant? Maybe she knew? I never want to see or talk to her again. She was a boring conversationalist and the sex was bad.

RE: Breakage
Posted By: oh god on 11-29-2006 12:00 pm

wait, plan b? im kind of freaking out. were you at a table in the front room of milano with me at milano and did we stop at the cvs in gtown before going back to my place to buy durex ultra thin condoms? i tried calling but you wont pick up.

RE: Breakage
Posted By: Plan B on 11-29-2006 12:16 pm

oh god: I probably should have searched for your profile on here first. That’s us. Check your gmail and tell me what you want to do. Sorry.

RE: Breakage
Posted By: oh god on 11-29-2006 1:16 pm

this is unbelievable. how could you not tell m? i could have taken plan b this morning instead of having to run all the way to cvs sobbing.

Hallmark still doesn't make a card for that.

Condom, don't need one

Doctor, Doctor are my Tits too Big?

Short video, a Milena Velba production.

Balls Out Jeans - CollegeHumor video

This video was sent to me by Amy.

Pervert Trains

Feministing writes about the bad side of public transportation.

Giving handjobs to zoo animals isn't as easy as you might think

MASTURBATING an elephant in the cause of science isn’t an easy job – just ask wildlife expert Dr Thomas Hildebrandt.

Just touching a jumbo penis – they measure more than 1.5metres when aroused – can have painful consequences as German scientist Dr Hildebrandt reveals.

He said: “One guy I know got a black eye from being hit by an elephant’s penis.

“When you touch an elephant there it starts to flick backwards and forwards and it’s so strong it can knock you off your feet. It’s such a strong movement.”

Dr Hildebrandt, a world expert on elephant and rhino reproduction demonstrates how it should be done in BBC2’s Horizon: The Elephant’s Guide To Sex screened on March 20.

Another version of this story provides more details but claims its a fake. A fake or too embarassing?

True or fake? 99 Cent store to raise prices

Mother joins Army after daughter injured in Iraq

Did Loins, lions and lovelies had the run of the house of disgraced minister Lord Lambton? Son and daughter stage an orgy in Lord Lambton's house that gets them banned for years.

The Thatcher Government concocted a plan to search for the Loch Ness monster using a team of dolphins

lazy geisha explores Female Ejaculation

When using something like the Pure Wand, I’ve found that if I empty my bladder prior to masturbating and then focus pressure on my g-spot that I’ve been able, on occasion, to experience ejaculation. There’s a feeling of pressure which builds, and it often feels as tho you have to urinate. This feeling will pass, and you have to psychologically disconnect from the fear of “wetting” yourself, and I often put a towel on the bed under me when I’m doing this because it helps me get into the right frame of mind. Then it’s just a matter of enough stimulation of the g-spot, the clitoris, and the opening of the vagina and viola! g-spot orgasm and sometimes ejaculation!

You can do this with your fingers or with a partner, but a good g-spot toy is the best way to go. This is by no means the authoritative end all be all on this subject, it’s just simply my own experience and knowledge about this topic. I’d be curious to know what others think or to hear about other experiences and information because this really is a lot of fun, and these orgasms feel amazing!

More descriptive is her write-up of using the Pure Wand:

As I began to experiment with the Pure Wand I started to masturbate as I normally would; touching myself, making myself wet, losing myself in my own sexual fantasies. I slid the large ball down along my skin and up and down along my slit. The Pure Wand is the perfect size to hold one end in your hand as you slip the other inside your body. I was very wet and the Pure Wand picked up my body’s own lubrication with delightful ease. It felt a little cold as I slipped it inside my pussy, but I began to slide it around and found that it fit perfectly, went in with ease, and warmed up quickly. I started rubbing my clit as I normally would to masturbate, but my body or better put, my PC muscles started pushing the Pure Wand out of me as I started to have contractions.

The key to using the Pure Wand is you have to push it inside your pussy past your PC muscles so it rests against and makes contact with your g-spot. The 1 ½ inch ball gives you the psychological feeling of being filled, which is such an integral part of the female sexual experience; these feelings of being completed. The design behind the weight of the Pure Wand then becomes apparent; filling, resisting being pushed out, satisfying. Pure genius. Under the 1 ½ inch ball is a slight flare in the steel which tapers down, which my pussy immediately clasped around once the Pure Wand was deep inside me. This had the effect of my pussy pulling the wand deeper into me rather than trying to force it out. With the Pure Wand inside me, my own consciousness shifted to the point where I was unaware that it was there; I only became aware of the sensations it produced and what I was feeling – unlike some other toys where you have to think about it or work at it to get off.

I rode the initial waves and pressures of feeling the need to urinate until they passed as I continued to slide my finger around my clit with one hand, and manipulate the Pure Wand with the other. I applied a slight pressure down on the Pure Wand which brought it up higher against my pubic bone until I was sure I’d made contact with my g-spot. I stayed like this for a while, allowing all of the sensations to wash over me and bring me to higher plateaus of bliss and ecstasy. When I finally reached my orgasm, I felt it come from someplace deep within my body, shaking my very core of existence. I also experienced female ejaculation which was I found to be an earth shattering and mind expanding sexual event. This is a different kind of stimulation and experience. As I have continued to explore the capabilities and levels of orgasm I can reach with the Pure Wand I have found that I am able to bring myself to orgasm by just stimulating my g-spot in addition to being able to have combined orgasms by stimulating my clitoris as well.

The orgasms I have achieved with the Pure Wand are more like altered states of consciousness, with a level of euphoria and ecstasy I have rarely reached through any other means.

Nudity in Science Fiction

Guides to science fiction stories where nudity is a theme.

This is part of the Being and Nakedness site. Naturism isn't about sex but doesn't relate to my other blogs.

Christians Having Sex - lots of Buzz

Lots of stories lately about Christian Sex. My favorite is that Rev. Ted Haggard and his spiritual advisors announce that he is not gay. He does not know why his male sex prostitute Mike Jones kept having sex with him for three years. He was only paying for a massage and some illegal drugs but each time his penis kept being grabbed and winding up in some unChristian places. He would go back later to tell Mike he was not gay but Mike was always too busy or had his mouth full to answer and then Ted would praise Jesus and fall asleep.

"My faith has cured me, not that I was ever gay you understand, and if Mike would please see me again we can both praise Jesus together."

One of the four ministers in charge of his rehabilitation, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur, said "He is completely heterosexual."

Another oversight board member, the Rev. Mike Ware of Westminster, said the group recommended Ted Haggard and his wife get out of town and study psychology.

Wierd Tokyo Sex Fetish Party: Department H

Justin Hall was introduced to a not very sexy underground sex fetish monthly gathering. He also has a brief look at Love Hotels in Japan and Shinbashi.

He has written three internet posts about foreign toilets.

He created a mockumentary film about a sex church. He wrote about or linked to the pornography of potential.

He may be the founding father of personal bloggers according to the New York Times. He blogged about a great date.

He is now into passively multiplayer online games while working on his Masters degree.

Boob Fetish in Art

It's Knuttz - Bizarre Giant Dolls With Gigantic Boobs.

Very strange, and I need an adjective for more than gigantic in size.

Jim sent this.

YouTube - Wii Sex

YouTube - Wii Sex

Gram Ponante's Thoughtful Porn Reviews: Neu Wave Hookers

After the success of this movie, Vivid decided to come out with an alt-porn line.