Sure you have gone green. You have recycled, you don't eat meat, you have replaced all your light bulbs, you are even thinking about getting a Prius. But what about your sex life?
Some people can fix you up with that too.
Green Sex - Returning to the Garden of Eden.
From bamboo panties to oxygen skin infusions they can fix you up. For Valentines Day they tried to persuade people that hearts were green and not red but my visible women models were having none of it.
For some reason the greenest thing of all, green glowing condoms, are not available on their site.