Orgasmatron

It's the new, old Buzz.


I really liked Jane Fonda in Barbarella, the movie, but I have no taste in movies or music.

One of the highlights - video.

Is the Orgasmatron better than the Boyfriend Pillow?

Which LolCat are you test?

Your Score: Ceiling Cat

37% Affectionate, 45% Excitable, 44% Hungry

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

View my profile - elemming

Dirty Old Man Association International

Send me this free page of tasteful pictures of undressed ladies as a 10-year anniversary celebration. They are recommended for you to get over your outdated nudity taboos.

Yes, they have statement of age, model release, etc. They are a fairly inexpensive way to reward yourself with beauty but also have some free sections of their site.

Tango: The Future of Sex:2012

Also The Etiquette of Oral Sex.

Women: Can you orgasm from intercourse alone?

Facts first: 80 percent of women cannot orgasm from intercourse alone, says Ian Kerner, PhD, author of She Comes First. Still, “many women are socially wired to expect to orgasm via penetration,” he says....

“I was never able to get off without manual reinforcement-until I started sleeping with a guy I called ‘four-minute man,’” she laughs. “When
he was on top, I would have an orgasm in four minutes flat.” Lauren got busy trying to figure out why: “He wasn’t someone I was in love with or even totally attracted to,” she says. Her surprising discovery? “I finally determined it was because he had a bit of a Buddha belly. The extra pressure was assisting me in the orgasm!”

In praise of beer gut!

Portrait of an Open Marriage. Lots of comments.

Laughing Porn

"Hey, we're going to make a European porn video with another couple. Are you in?"

"Only if I can enjoy myself and giggle all the way through."

"Ummm... Go for it."

Totally Not Safe For Work. Work can suck, BTW.

Videos

Brandi Belle and her friends are playing around. X-rated. There are a lot, a whole lot, of these short Brandi Belle movies. Just lucky ducky porn.

Me? I am more like this cartoon.

New Erotic Links

FHM's the Kama Sutra. 28 positions all illustrated by women in lingerie.

Blue Blood's Barely Evil. Take the tour of wicked sexy girls.

Erotic PBM. Wild fun erotic party girls.

Had I linked to Fleshbot here before? Erotica covered by Gawker Media.

Another new part of Gawker is i09 which covers sci-fi for adults. Does have a short video from Cherry 2000

Oh wow, I noticed it has one of my favorite online geek girls - Annalee Newitz as the editor. No wonder it is geeky, smart, sexy, SF, and hot.

Saving the best in erotica for last - Viviane's Sex Carnival. A blog of the best in sex and erotica. Many links.

RIP for a porn star

IdiotProgrammer has a long post on Hailey Paige (Maryam Irene Haley) and her death and the ugly exploited life she and most porn stars lead. She was known for her natural breasts which some porn fans criticized.