Keeping the Faith

I liked the movie when I saw it on cable as a light romantic comedy with three leads who do comedy well. The movie never quite came together but was light fun.

And now I find it has one of the funniest, sexiest cut scenes ever from one of my favorite cute actresses. I have to add the DVD to my wish list.

A review of the film here that discusses the director's vision of the film versus the writer's and the studio's visions which may explain the problems.

Man, 94, addicted to beauties

Huang Chunyi, a 94-year-old from China's Taiwan Province, says looking at photos of beautiful women every day is the secret to his longevity.

Huang started to cut out photos of beauties when he retired 20 years ago.

"Since then, I have collected more than 100,000 photos of beautiful women from newspapers and magazines," Huang said, "I have a look at these photos every day and this has helped to retain my sharp eyes and ears."

Pictures of Chiling Lin, a famous model from Taiwan, and Hollywood actresses Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz are among his favorites.

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Elsewhere she gets kinky.

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Pornography di budding business in Jamaica, man

ON A damp, chilly night at the beginning of the rainy season, a throng of hedonists crowds the stage at a popular nightclub in the Corporate Area to watch live sex onstage.

This is one of several exotic clubs that have mushroomed across the island in recent years. Patrons go to witness the production of pornography. Tonight is one of those nights....

"What can you expect when we are not producing anything, whether it be in the agricultural sector, the manufacturing sector or in education. Even socially, we are disintegrating. There are hardly any opportunities, so this is what our young girls, and some young boys too, get involved in, these anti-social activities."

... It is the "poor, uneducated and miseducated-educated" young girls who are most likely to end up getting involved in the industry, based largely on the fact that women have a higher rate of unemployment than males....

"A just pure hardship an sufferation mi go through. Mi father don't tek care of mi, an mi madda was not the kind a woman who go out an' fen fi har pickney dem. All she do is just stay home and depend on man fi mine har but them neva care 'bout we.

"So, basically, I grew up on my own, and started working from mi about 13. When I was growing up, I didn't have anyone to talk to. As the oldest brother, I always have to go out an' find work an' tek care a di younger one dem, a so my life did set up."

"I was sitting in the audience and she was on the stage dancing, and she asked me to come and have sex wid har up there," he said. "At first, mi did feel 'fraid but mi go up an' do it (had sex) an' a so mi start."

Pleased by what he saw, the club's owner struck up a halting conversation with him and, within several months, Morrison was performing regularly at the Chocolate Nightclub. And, except for a six-year break, he has been earning a living in pornography ever since....

'Matrix', who sells pirated videos in downtown Kingston, says that the industry is growing rapidly: "Fram dem film Yard Grine, a pornographic film, dem jus' start pop up ova di place."

Steve, another downtown vendor, agrees that the industry is growing: "People dem caan get enough, as dem come, dem gaan," he related.

Anal Sex According to the Word of God

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Oral Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Oral Sex in Christ

In summary, we can say that the Scripture supports and even encourages the act of oral sex between loving heterosexual partners. Moreover, the Bible specifically encourages fellatio to completion (orgasm) with the female partner consuming or swallowing the ejaculate. This prevents spilling seed, which is an affront to the Lord, and also provides spiritual benefit to the receiving partner. Oral sex has the added benefits of preventing unwanted pregnancies and helping couples satisfy their sexual urges while preserving their chastity until marriage. For these reasons, all Christian men and women should feel confident and comfortable including oral sex as part of their sexual life in accordance with GodÂ’s will.

Remember women, swallow, it's God's law.

God's Will and Threesomes

To summarize, we feel a Christian threesome is morally acceptable if it meets these conditions: It must be composed of one man and two women, all of whom recognize and maintain proper sex roles for men and women in and out of the bedroom. All married members of the threesome must consent to the arrangement and have consent from their spouses. And finally, the purpose of the relationship must be that it ultimately strengthens the existing bond between husband and wife and allows all three parties to share and celebrate their love of God together.

There are many more parts of this site - fisting, bondage, Viagra, pornography.... but you get the idea. Someone is a sex hound but is also a freaky fundy.

New Scientist Tech - Technology - The irresistible rise of cybersex

The irresistible rise of cybersex

CLAD in a PVC mini-dress, fishnet stockings and studded knee-high boots, Cheri Horton leads me through the corridors of her Gothic castle. We stop to chat for a few minutes about the architecture of the building, before she takes me to bed, undresses me, and we have sex.

The encounter took place in the online game Second Life, so the sex was not real, at least not in the physical sense. Within Second Life, people interact via animated 3D characters called avatars, created using software tools provided by the game. Gamers can write programs to give their characters unique hairstyles and outfits, as well as useful objects like boats and aircraft. They can also program their avatars to perform actions such as dancing and swimming. Now some gamers are using these programming tools to give their avatars genitalia and erotic outfits, and to have them engage in animated cybersex.

The World's Oldest Condom Goes On Display

Cross Species Arousal and Jealousy

Stars that work with those lovable dolphins have some sex-crazed moments.

Jessica Alba says that when she was making a remake of Flipper she had to request only female dolphins because the male "horny little b------s" with their "long, long ..." kept poking her.

She was teased by her friends who made dolphin-squawking noise when they talked to her as word spread.

Susan Sarandon also had a jealous female dolphin bit her on the wrist after she spend time stroking the male dolphin in a tank. The experts hustled her out as she could have easily been killed by the jealous female dolphin. The experts believed that the massive female was prepared to lunge at her the same way they can beat off and kill sharks.

Poly and amorous gifts

Questions that you can be faced with today. I know a sexy polyamorous couple who were getting married in an outdoor ceremony. The significant other was attending. What would make a good wedding gift? (Assuming I have money.)

Maybe some non-piercing body jewelry - nipple huggers.

There are so many things at this site like the his-and-her sets of the nipple jewelry and maybe the instant breast lifts for her (watch the movie.) I am sure I could find something other than towels or candles here. There is also My Crabby, also with video, at another site which might be fun.

I went with wine and tapes of Big Love which they wanted to see but didn't have HBO. I was broke.

Maybe the breast lifts would have been considered tacky. What do you think?

Waking Up

Tow or three times now I've woken up with this lyric running in my head.

Once upon a time we were falling in love
But now we're only falling apart
dum, dum, dum, dum dum,
A total eclipse of the heart.

Yes, it is misquoted lyrics to total eclipse of the heart. Bonnie Tyler's Song Lyrics

Dreams and what your brain puts in your head the first thing in the morning are important. When I was sleeping with someone I know what was always the first thing in my head.

Turn around bright eyes, indeed.

Do you think there is something sexual going on in the above video?

Of course, there is the shorter Old School Dan Band version.

Off topic, of course, the internet is for porn. Videos from the Avenue Q puppet musical on Broadway.

Wake Up.

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Dreamz

I am always tempted to write dreams as dreamz. It seems more fun, more hip, more California, more liberal. The z on the end is even sexier.

This is a more personal entry about my dreams lately.

Several days ago I was very tired. But then I was on a date with my sexy friend and I was kissing and putting my hand around her waist and waiting for a more secluded place to cup her breasts and feel her nipples and feel them get hard. We were outside near a field and she was wearing a flowery yellow sundress.

I said "I love you."

She ran away a little and said "That is only because I am not wearing any underwear. She turned and started running and flipped up her dress in the back to show it was true as I started running after her. She was fun and sexy and had a really cute ass.

... as my alarm which I had miss set (shouldn't that be one word like misspell?) went off and I discovered I had only been asleep for just over an hour.

My dream self is living its own much better romantic life and can't wait for me to drop off to sleep!

I am over at my brother and sister-in-law's around lunch time. It is near Valentine's Day and he isn't having a party that Thursday but is the following day. Somebody else in my family is going to have a boring Valentine's Day party which I have to go to but my brother's party will be the good one. There are about ten people there, mostly women. Mostly beautiful women. Mostly lesbian.

My brother comes home for lunch and discovers I am plugging in extension cords to arrange the stereos and set up party lights. He goes and hugs his wife and is only mildly annoyed I am messing up his living room a day in advance. I look around at all the beautiful women and smile.

I like lesbians because I know everything that is done to them in bed by other women during sex I also like to do. And just before, during or after a woman climaxes I can slip my warm and hard penis into her wet love box. Women like something like my penis to clamp down on during orgasm while being held by someone who loves them. I have been told this. While I am not as pretty as another woman I am friendly and I only slip my penis in women when they appreciate it. While I am thinking this and I am going to open my mouth and expound on this theory I wake.

I didn't say "I wake up" because both of these dreamz have been downers for me. I wake down.

My dream self has a much better life than I do right now. In many ways my life now is similar to but worse than my being back in college when I had little money and before I had a girlfriend. I seem to have duplicated my social life from college with a lot of female friends -- all of whom are involved with someone. That is good if I also had one or more romantic friends. Today is worse than the college years because, through my own fault, I have made no progress in thirty years. No progress on the relationship front and none on the "what do you do" front.

Is there an evolutionary biological component that women don't want a man who only slips his penis in them when they appreciate it? Does biology make them want a man who sticks it in even when they don't want it? Does evolution explain their attraction to bad boys and very successful jerks? Some people think so.

This is related to a future post that will be about my succeeding at a goal I had set for myself of giving an orgasm to my partner every time we had sex for over two years and the mistake that was.

Dreamz should not be passive but active - if your dream self is having a better life than you decide on what to do to change that. What things are you willing to change to have the life of your dreamz? What changes am I willing to make?