Thursday, June 22, 2006

Anal Sex According to the Word of God

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, thatÂ’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and thatÂ’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your bodyÂ’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.
Oral Sex in Accordance with God's Will
Oral Sex in Christ

In summary, we can say that the Scripture supports and even encourages the act of oral sex between loving heterosexual partners. Moreover, the Bible specifically encourages fellatio to completion (orgasm) with the female partner consuming or swallowing the ejaculate. This prevents spilling seed, which is an affront to the Lord, and also provides spiritual benefit to the receiving partner. Oral sex has the added benefits of preventing unwanted pregnancies and helping couples satisfy their sexual urges while preserving their chastity until marriage. For these reasons, all Christian men and women should feel confident and comfortable including oral sex as part of their sexual life in accordance with GodÂ’s will.
Remember women, swallow, it's God's law.

God's Will and Threesomes
To summarize, we feel a Christian threesome is morally acceptable if it meets these conditions: It must be composed of one man and two women, all of whom recognize and maintain proper sex roles for men and women in and out of the bedroom. All married members of the threesome must consent to the arrangement and have consent from their spouses. And finally, the purpose of the relationship must be that it ultimately strengthens the existing bond between husband and wife and allows all three parties to share and celebrate their love of God together.
There are many more parts of this site - fisting, bondage, Viagra, pornography.... but you get the idea. Someone is a sex hound but is also a freaky fundy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As a liberal, I was hoping I could take this web site seriously, but mockery of the Bible is a big turnoff. Bye.